QUOTABLE BEER QUOTES

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, it makes the
beer shoot out of your nose - Jack Handy 

It's better to have a beer in hand than gas in the tank.  

Beer - It's just not for breakfast anymore.

Beer - Natures Laxative.

One more and I'll be under the host - Dorothy Parker 

Without question the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
 Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but a wheel does not
go as well
 with pizza. - Dave Barry 

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. 
* Humphrey Bogart

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. 
* David Moulton

A drink a day, keeps the shrink away. - Edward Abbey 

People who drink "light" beer don't like the taste of beer; they just 
like to pee a lot. - Capital Brewery WI 

Put it back in the horse!! - H. Allen Smith after his first American beer.
 

On the seventh day He brewed beer. - Bill Bradshaw 

Reality is the illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.  

I never drink a nything stronger than gin before breakfast.  

A woman drove me to drink and I did n't have the decency to thank her.   -
W.C. Fields 

Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder.  

The problem with jails is they have wrong type of bars in there.